Katie Holmes is probably pregnant

On Monday, I -- and the rest of the internet -- speculated that Katie Holmes might be pregnant based on these pics of her shopping for maternity clothes* (*probably) at Barneys New York on Friday. Not so fast, her rep Ina Treciokas told E!:
"She's not pregnant and this photo looks doctored."
Doctored? There were 35 pics in the original set I posted. Do you know how long it would take to doctor every single one of those? In terms Katie can understand, Lord Xenu could fly from the Galactic Confederacy to Earth and back again faster than it'd take to photoshop 35 pics. You'd have an easier time convincing me that a girl hooked up with Jonah Hill based on his looks than you would convincing me that that pic if photoshopped.

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*15 Katie Holmes pregnant pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 1
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 2
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 3
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 4
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 5
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 1
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 2
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 3
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 4
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 5
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 6
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 7
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 8
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 9
  • Katie Holmes Pregnancy 10
[Flynet]
  • Gianna

    Was her rep john doe or jane doe?

  • Anonymous

    Tom has had her knocked up, there is no hiding it.

  • anonymous

    LOL...now everyone is going to claim "I'm not fat in these photos; that's photoshop!"

  • Jay

    As we all know a rep would never lie... lmfao

  • Anonymous

    Look to the Mother Ship. I say again, look to the Mother Ship and all will be explained.


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