January Jones leaving The Staples Center in L.A. (5/2)

Paging vapid bitch, party of one. Vapid bitch, party of one, your table is ready. From Zach Galifianakis' interview with Shortlist:
Shortlist: Back to the sex appeal — January Jones recently told us that you were the most naturally funny man she’d ever met. Would you ever consider making a move? She likes funny men…

Zach: That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, "Come sit down." So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, "I think it’s time for you to leave now." So I say, "January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice," and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?
Zach better be careful. Because if my high school experience taught me anything, it's that when you're the below-average looking funny guy that makes fun of the hot popular blonde, she ends up going to prom while you sit at home full of self-hate, silently masturbating to your Michael McDonald CD. I mean, you know, I knew a guy who did that.

*10 January Jones pictures total in the gallery:

  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 1
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 2
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 3
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 4
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 5
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 1
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 2
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 3
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 4
  • January Jones Zach Galifianakis 5
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  • neglo

    Zack rulz and you suck @making nerd jokes.

  • Nudgie

    Zach rules.

  • Hawk

    Zach will still be around long after January's 15 minutes are up.

    More celebs should call each other out for their jerky behavior.

    I can't do it all!


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