CONFIRMED: Halle Berry is not a terrorist

Halle Berry is not a terrorist

I know this may shock and surprise you, but the horny dude working the security checkpoint at LAX airport pulled Halle Berry aside for an extra thorough inspection on Saturday. "I can't wait to take a break and beat off to this," he thought to himself as he made Halle lift her hands above her head to prove she didn't have a bomb strapped to her soft, bouncing breasts.

*20 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Halle Berry Security Check 1
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  • Halle Berry Security Check 1
  • Halle Berry Security Check 2
  • Halle Berry Security Check 3
  • Halle Berry Security Check 4
  • Halle Berry Security Check 5
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[Flynet]
May 11, 2011
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  • GCB

    She certainly has terrorized enough men. Her feet also look awful flat. TSA should strip search her and do a full body cavity search on general principles.

  • Jay

    Nice. Now can we get it confirmed whether her inner vag is pink or purple?

  • Gdrive

    Bwahaha good one. If i had to guess i'd go with purple

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