Gwyneth Paltrow arriving on a flight at Heathrow airport in London (5/5)

Here's the opening to Gwyneth Paltrow's latest GOOP newsletter:

Spring Basics - In honor of a friend who asked that we make the GET clothing ideas easier to purchase, we teamed up with Net-a-Porter to do just that. Below are some of my picks for spring, great pieces which are versatile enough to wear to the office and during your summer leisure time.

Oh, I can't wait to see Gwyneth's springtime fashion picks! I wonder if she'll suggest items that are affordable and attainable for the everyday woman, or you know, stuff that is completely fucking insane. I'm on pins and needles waiting to find out! From Us Weekly:

In the 38-year-old star's latest post on her healthy-living website GOOP.com, she shares her spring fashion picks. But dressing like the actress, author and lifestyle guru is going to cost you: $18,301 to be exact.

Paltrow, who is known for her super chic style, teamed up with luxury online retailer Net-a-Porter to put together six outfit concepts revolving around key wardrobe "basics" including a $785 Stella McCartney jersey tank dress, a $1840 Chloe silk jacket, and a $90 Kain T-shirt. The least expensive item is a Splendid cotton tank for $44.

In Gwyneth's defense, that $1840 silk jacket is absolutely *perfect* for Bharatpur's crisp spring nights, especially if you're going for a leisurely stroll along the Narayani River in the Chitwan District (the Nawalparasi District has just gotten way too commercialized over the years). What, you don't vacation in Nepal? Oh.

*5 Gwyneth Paltrow picture total in the gallery:

[Flynet]