Arnold Schwarzenegger and his family leaving the Ivy At The Shore restaurant in Santa Monica (5/8)

It's always weird when old people break up, especially when they've been married a quarter of a century. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, who made a separation announcement late yesterday. C'mon, you two. No one wants to date an old person. Just stay together. From People:
After a 25-year marriage as one of the nation's leading power couples in Hollywood and politics, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have split up, they say in a joint statement.

“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us," they say. "After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart, while we work on the future of our relationship. We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives."
Arnold has enough money to last ten lifetimes. His career in politics is over. He's doesn't need to impress anyone. His legacy is already written. Why not just say fuck it and start dating Selena Gomez?

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  • Anonymous

    Is it because he was not progressive enough?

  • Jay

    Possibly. The word on the street is he would spend too much time working the perineum instead of progressing on to the anus.

  • anonymous

    great for him! now he can inappropriately grab all the personal assistant and intern ass he wants!

  • Jay

    What did Maria tell him as he walked out the front door?...."You'll be back".


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