May 2011 NUDE!

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, May 31

Snooki filming Jersey Shore in Florence, Italy (pics start here)

Keira Knightley on the set of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Minnie Driver arriving to Joel Silver's Memorial Day beach party in Malibu (pics start here)

Sarah Palin participating in the annual Rolling Thunder "Ride for Freedom" in Arlington, Virginia (pics start here)

Seth Rogen making a beer run in Malibu (pics start here)

UK reality stars Lucy Mecklenburgh in Marbella, Spain (pics start here)

Renee Zellweger leaving Starbucks in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Simon Cowell and fiancée Mezghan Hussainy leaving their home in London (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian arriving on a flight at LAX from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Ashley Olsen arriving for a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Jon Hamm leaving a liquor store in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Robert Pattinson on the set of Cosmopolis in Toronto (pics start here)

Doutzen Kroes unveiling the new Victoria's Secret Summer Bra and Swim Collection at Eaton Centre in Toronto (pics start here)

*111 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Maria Sokolovski

Italian model Maria Sokolovski

*16 Maria Sokolovski pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Holly Peers is very attractive, NSFW [IDLYITW]

+ Gwen Stefani is wearing a thong (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The guy Kardashian is trying to bang Rihanna [PopEater]
+ Elisabetta Canalis upskirt (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Angelina Jolie is gushing [Celebuzz]

+ Is this Timberlake's new fug girlfriend? [Evil Beet]
+ Justin Bieber gives Selena Gomez a foot rub [Socialite Life]
+ Now that is a smoking body [Double Viking]
+ The Kardashians lip-sync Katy Perry [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 25 most embarassing Facebook comments

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Aubrey O'Day bikini pics!

Former Danity Kane singer/current reality star Aubrey O'Day was nice enough to tweet some bikini pics of herself over the weekend, and no eating disorder here, just a fat ass and some big ol' American juggs. Almost makes a guy proud to live in a country addicted to hormone-injected beef and processed foods. *wipes away tear*

*20 Aubrey O'Day bikini pictures total in the gallery:

LeAnn Rimes in a bikini

LeAnn Rimes got into a fight with one of her fans on Sunday after she tweeted a few bikini pics of herself in Cabo and someone had the nerve to say she looked a bit too skinny, even though that's what supposed to happen when you have an eating disorder:

@AJPatterson1987: Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…
@leannrimes: those are called abs not bones love.
@AJPatterson1987: Maybe it’s just the pic, it just looks to me like your hip bones were protruding. Again didn’t mean to offend, I am a big fan x
@leannrimes: thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be.
@leannrimes: jealousy and judgement is incredibly sad. People speak when they have NO idea.

Ah yes, the ol' jealousy card. A favorite of the simple-minded. Good thing you can't pull hair and throw rocks over twitter or LeAnn really would shown him who's boss. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that this guy is clearly gay for calling LeAnn scary skinny. Calling a chick "too skinny" is like calling a Ferrari "too red."

*5 LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Snooki is an idiot

To celebrate Memorial Day, Snooki put two Fascist Italian cops into the hospital after she ran into their car. Take that you Mussolini sympathizers! USA! USA! USA! A Florence police spokesman told the Daily Mail:

"It was a minor accident but two police officers were taken to hospital suffering from slight injuries. It was nothing serious and they have been released but they will not be back at work for a week. The Italian law states that if a person is injured in an accident then the other person deemed to have caused the accident loses their licence.

"It will be for a minimum of 15 days although the Florence police chief has the ultimate decision on the length of time and he will look at the file over the next few days. It's unlikely that there will be a criminal case as it was a very minor accident but the two colleagues involved could decide on a civil case which is their right."

Well no shit she ran into another car -- she can't see over the steering wheel. Getting into the passenger seat of a car driven by Snooki is a lot like having unprotected sex with The Situation -- after a thrilling two-minute ride and sudden crash, you walk away wondering if you should check into the hospital now or wait until the morning.

*10 pictures total in the gallery:

Brittney Palmer

MMA ring girl Brittney Palmer at the official MMA After-Fight Party at Studio 54 in Las Vegas (5/28)

*15 Brittney Palmer pictures total in the gallery:

Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry in Hawaii earlier this year

Camelot is no more: Twitter exhibitionist Adrianne Curry and her husband Christopher Knight (aka Peter from The Brady Bunch) are splitting up. The couple announced the news Sunday on the five-year anniversary of their wedding. Wait a minute, break ups aren't supposed to be romantic. The couple's rep told Hollyscoop:

"Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry have announced today on their five-year wedding anniversary that they are separating. After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.

"Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future."

What's most surprising about this story isn't the fact that these two are breaking up, it's that they've lasted this long. Five years in Hollywood is like 20 lifetimes anywhere else. The reality is that when you have money, fame, and tons of people wanting to sleep with you because of that fame, it's hard to stay faithful in a relationship -- and it was probably tough for Christopher Knight too.

*25 Adrianne Curry pictures total in the gallery:

This has to be against the law

What, you thought Lindsay Lohan wouldn't try to make a few bucks during her current house arrest? That's her doing a photoshoot over the weekend for Blu cigarettes, the "electronic cigarette that looks and tastes like a real cigarette." To recap, instead of sitting in a jail cell for four months worrying about getting shanked by a lifer with a sharpened piece of mattress spring, Lindsay is chillin' for two weeks at her luxury Venice Beach townhouse making thousands of dollars for photoshoots and watching movies on her flatscreen TV ("Tron in 3d sony tv!!!!!!!! I am happy! lol xx"). The California Criminal Justice System should be taking a cold shower and scrubbing itself with a Brillo pad right now because it just got raped by Lindsay Lohan.

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

Audrina Patridge bikini pics! (Ixtapa, Mexico - 5/29)

Audrina Patridge went down to Mexico for Memorial Day Weekend. I know what you're thinking: But how did she afford it? Turns out she actually ate last Wednesday so she didn't have to spend any money on food. So that's kinda cool. Resort restaurants can be so damn expensive.

*40 Audrina Patridge bikini pictures total in the gallery: