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The median personal income in the United States last year was roughly $32,000. Snooki made that in one day last week. Bitch. From NBC New York:
The pouf is mightier than the pen when it comes to speaking fees at New Jersey's largest university. The Rutgers University Programming Association paid Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of the reality TV show "Jersey Shore" $32,000 Thursday to dish on her hairstyle, fist pumps, as well as the GTL -- gym, tanning, laundry -— lifestyle. Money for Polizzi's appearance came from the mandatory student activity fee. She was booked by a student-run entertainment organization.

University officials booked Nobel-winning novelist Toni Morrison for $30,000 to deliver Rutgers' commencement address in May. This year marks the first time Rutgers has paid for a commencement speaker. As for Snooki's speaking price, Freshman Adham Abdel-Raouf told The Star-Ledger of Newark he thought it was a bargain given the pint-sized star's popularity. Another freshman, Dan Oliveto, said it was a waste of money.

Snooki's advice to students: "Study hard, but party harder.
I guess Don Imus was right: Rutgers does attract "nappy-headed hoes." Paying Snooki $32K to do anything except get her tubes tied is an absolute waste of money. Besides, if I really wanted to hear a complete moron babble on ad nauseum, I wouldn't go listen to Snooki speak. I'd turn on The View.

*18 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 1
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 2
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 3
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 4
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 5
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 6
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 1
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 2
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 3
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 4
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 5
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 6
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 7
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 8
  • Snooki Rutgers Speech 9
[Flynet]
April 05, 2011
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  • horny pig

    I would pay thousands of dollars to see snooki put on a strap on and pile drive paul in his gay ass to finally shut his queer ass up

  • Paul

    Snookie is built like a rounded and sexy brick. Her body is made for prolonged hard driving sex. It is beautiful sexy girls like her that put Jersey on the map. Just think of the millions of fans that would give almost anything they own to spend one night alone with the Snooki.

  • Def

    Oh shit Paul is back, Hi assclown !!!

  • Lauren

    Snooki might be a train wreck, but if she came to speak at my college, I can guarantee that there would be a full house! Personally, I would love it if she was the speaker at my commencement. Listening to her ramble on about God only knows what, would make the rumored long and boring ceremony a lot more enjoyable!

  • pssshhh

    A little less tanning, and A LOT more gym. I mean A LOT.

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