That's not how you do it, you pussy

Sean Penn is a pussy

Sean Penn went paddleboarding over the weekend in Malibu. And I don't know if he was afraid of falling into the water or what, but he stayed on his knees the whole damn time. "But there's fish in the water, and they might bite me!" Sean said afterward, right before he sat down to take a piss.

*26 Sean Penn pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

Seriously, what a bunch of jealous cunts you are. He's rich, talented, and has a beautiful girlfriend...STBU!

jeff

He may not know how to paddleboard, but he does know how to get Scarlett Johansson to have sex with him.

JD

There's never a shark around when you need one.

TFB

What a spineless, useless, cocksucker! Was he trying to paddle board to South America where he could see his commie buddies. He's just another ass-wipe, liberal Hollywood pinhead that would serve the world better in a pine box. FOAD Sean you jack-ass pussy!!

Hawk

How sweet.

Scarlett's Dad is out getting some exercise.

Anonymous

A bright red commie is what he is. His father was a card carrying communist, and the acorn fell close to the tree.