Ryan Phillippe leaving Cafe Constant in Paris (4/3)

You hear that? You hear that faint noise? That's me playing Ryan Phillippe the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin. From the New York Post:

Ryan Phillippe says he wants to bow out of the harsh glare of acting and Los Angeles. Phillippe, who plays a photojournalist in "The Bang Bang Club," griped about the paparazzi culture. "It's so hard to goout in LA. I'm going to move," he told us at La Bottega the other night. "I'm going to spend a third of my year in New York." He said brokers have been showing him places in SoHo and, "I think I'm going to end my acting career. I'm so introverted. I'm ready to be behind the scenes. I'm 36, but I've been doing this for 20 years."

He said he is also tired of being tabloid fodder, probably because of his eventful love life. "I'm a good guy," he pleaded to us at the Cinema Society after-party for his film. "I'm not that guy you read about."

Oh you poor poor baby Ryan. I feel absolutely horrible for someone in your situation. I know I'd never want to become a world-famous multimillionaire who has to literally fight off blowjobs from hot 18-year-olds on a nightly basis. Yeah, that sounds like a terrible life. Tell you what dude, why don't I do you a favor and switch places with you. I'll live in your mansion and you can live in my mom's basement with all of the privacy, seclusion, and hand lotion a guy could wish for. Seriously, fuck you.

*15 Ryan Phillippe pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]