Jennifer Lopez is the most beautiful woman in the world

Every year around this time, People publishes their "Most Beautiful People" issue, and every year around this time, those of us in the real world give them a collective 'what the fuck'? Like last year when they called that harpy Julia Roberts the most beautiful woman in the world. And this year when they did the same with Jennifer Lopez. People . . . what the fuck? J.Lo, predictably, is handling her new title with grace and modesty:
"The thing is, it's part of my job. I don't want anybody thinking it's easy. It does take time and it's hard work. HDTV wide-screen is nobody's friend!"
Of course this is just retarded. Not only is Jennifer Lopez not the most beautiful woman in the world, but she's probably not even the most beautiful woman in the world named Jennifer Lopez. There were four solicitors that knocked on my door last week trying to sell me crap that I would fuck over her.