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Jennifer Lopez is the most beautiful woman in the world

Every year around this time, People publishes their "Most Beautiful People" issue, and every year around this time, those of us in the real world give them a collective 'what the fuck'? Like last year when they called that harpy Julia Roberts the most beautiful woman in the world. And this year when they did the same with Jennifer Lopez. People . . . what the fuck? J.Lo, predictably, is handling her new title with grace and modesty:
"The thing is, it's part of my job. I don't want anybody thinking it's easy. It does take time and it's hard work. HDTV wide-screen is nobody's friend!"
Of course this is just retarded. Not only is Jennifer Lopez not the most beautiful woman in the world, but she's probably not even the most beautiful woman in the world named Jennifer Lopez. There were four solicitors that knocked on my door last week trying to sell me crap that I would fuck over her.

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  • Carlos

    I don't get it. The first pic is clearly Mark Anthony.

  • Hawk

    The People "most beautiful" prize is a croc. It's all a PR thing. JLo is on a popularity upswing with American Idol, so she sells magazines again.

  • anon

    jlo is very pretty; no denying that. it's her bitchy diva attitude that makes her ugly.

  • Goatlips

    Outwardly she as normal looking. You could find young housewives as good or better looking in a mall. It is her great inner beauty and glow that shines forth. JLo has a inner beauty that is matchless, and only the editors of People Magazine can recognize that inner beauty.

  • KAT

    In WHOSE world? There is just so much heavy makeup and airbrushing can accomplish, and she is STILL ordinary!!!! AND "SHE" NEEDS TO SHAVE THAT MOUSTACHE!!!!

  • WTF

    Flavor of the month, nothing more, just like the Grammy Awards. Both Carrie Underwood and Jordana Brewster are much prettier.

  • Gorn

    I knew when I clicked this link in RSS that I was going to be tricked. You big trickster.

  • Spunky

    Oh barf!


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