Caption time!

Mario Lopez interviewing Paris Hilton at The Grove in Hollywood (4/26)

MY CAPTION: ". . . and that's when I knew that I could fit a whole cucumber up there."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*20 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

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[Flynet]
April 27, 2011
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  • acid

    If you were on " Saved by the bell" we could have had touching episodes about herpies.

  • Wellon Dowd

    My feet barely fit on this stage!

  • SP

    I can name that STD with 2 injections....

  • Larry

    So you're the only man in the world who hasn't seen my pussy?!

  • Steve Salazar

    Didn't you work on our lawn?

  • Gdrive

    win!

  • Keith

    Good God, if my legs were that Ugly I'd Shoot myself before the rest of the world did...

  • steve

    "Slater-ing" is what I call it when I tap dance on a guy's testes while flexing my bicep.

  • steve

    HONK

  • steve

    My shoes are made from the hides of disobedient servants.

  • steve

    I nicknamed my latest lesion after you

  • Nicole Ritchy

    That's right Mario, I have a Gucci bag up my ass with plenty of room left for your tiny dick.

  • biff steele

    I'd still bone her in the ass...

    dry, of course...

  • jeezlouise

    I can make my knees smile- watch

  • Paul

    Ms. Paris more lovely and enticing than ever. She has everything, great beauty, genius level intellegence, sweet and humble personality, and money.

  • Litsa

    Oh, and this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.

  • Jake

    Dam she's hot

  • steve

    my knees have potato faces!

  • jcsuperstar

    no matter how hard I try , my legs won't stay closed for long

  • Anonymous

    U LIKE COCK TOO...NO WAY

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