Caption time!

Mario Lopez interviewing Paris Hilton at The Grove in Hollywood (4/26)

MY CAPTION: ". . . and that's when I knew that I could fit a whole cucumber up there."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*20 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

acid

If you were on " Saved by the bell" we could have had touching episodes about herpies.

Wellon Dowd

My feet barely fit on this stage!

SP

I can name that STD with 2 injections....

Larry

So you're the only man in the world who hasn't seen my pussy?!

Steve Salazar

Didn't you work on our lawn?

Gdrive

win!

Keith

Good God, if my legs were that Ugly I'd Shoot myself before the rest of the world did...

steve

"Slater-ing" is what I call it when I tap dance on a guy's testes while flexing my bicep.

steve

HONK

steve

My shoes are made from the hides of disobedient servants.

steve

I nicknamed my latest lesion after you

Nicole Ritchy

That's right Mario, I have a Gucci bag up my ass with plenty of room left for your tiny dick.

biff steele

I'd still bone her in the ass...

dry, of course...

jeezlouise

I can make my knees smile- watch

Paul

Ms. Paris more lovely and enticing than ever. She has everything, great beauty, genius level intellegence, sweet and humble personality, and money.

Litsa

Oh, and this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.

Jake

Dam she's hot

steve

my knees have potato faces!

jcsuperstar

no matter how hard I try , my legs won't stay closed for long

Anonymous

U LIKE COCK TOO...NO WAY