Miley's dad is pissed

3 achey love holes! No way!

Billy Ray Cyrus is pissed about the Miley Cyrus sex doll that was released last month. Oh great, now everyone's going to have one! The one he keeps stashed in his closet is practically worthless! From the Chicago Sun Times:

I’m hearing that Miley Cyrus’ father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is “crazy angry” about a blow-up sex doll — marketed as “Finally, Mylie!” According to a key member of Papa Cyrus’ team, the country crooner and key player in his daughter’s superstar career “went ballistic” when he heard about the doll — featuring a Miley look-alike on the box’s cover, and a promotional tagline about the doll’s, uh, “anatomy” that spoofs his famous “Achy Breaky Heart” hit.

Yes, legal action from the Cyrus clan is expected.

Sorry Billy Ray, but what did you expect? If you didn't want people desecrating your daughter's image, you never should have forced her into becoming a child star in the first place. He reminds me a lot of the executives over at Nickelodeon. They actually expect us NOT to beat off to their shows when all they do is play iCarly and Wizards of Waverly Place every other hour. What a bunch of weirdos.

jho

the model's name is Shyla Jennings btw.

Anonymous

I am cracking up at the comments on here, especially Litsa's . . . She is better looking, though . . .

asfdl

This is what happened when the jews took over Disney,

Wellon Dowd

You sound sexy. Mind if I stick my dick in your ass?

Festus

This is what happens to good Southern Gals, when they get hooked up with Disney and become Disney Girls. It ain't purty.

Gdrive

"release last month"

Anon

The man's just pissed because they were sold out within minutes of being put on the website and he could snag one.

Litsa

That is kinda fucked up. Does anyone know when it goes on sale?

JOhn

Any idea the name of the model on the box cover?

WTF

The girl in the box is much cuter than Miley, Billy Ray's just pissed he's stuck with the homely original.