What a meathead

And no, I don't mean because he has two dads and zero moms. I mean because Lady Gaga is his godmother. That's just weird. From Us Weekly:

As long speculated, Elton John and husband David Furnish have anointed Lady Gaga as the godmother of their son Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, born last December.

"Yes, yes she is," John, 63, finally confirms to Barbara Walters in an upcoming interview teased Friday morning on Good Morning America. "When you get to the real person under there, there's a real simple person under there who loves her parents."

Added Furnish, 48: "Zachary's going to inherit an incredible musical legacy from his father one day, and she will be a good person to guide him through the ins and outs of the music business, 'cause she sure knows everything about the business now."

Are these guys sure they want to make Lady Gaga the godmother of their child? Considering what she looks like, the kid might confuse her for his real mother -- Elton John. And what does David mean that Gaga knows everything about the music business? Constantly manipulating the media and pandering to the public doesn't prove that she knows how to be a musician. It proves that she knows how to be a politician.

*20 Lady Gaga pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]