Benicio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart

Kimberly Stewart was Lindsay Lohan before Lindsay Lohan was Lindsay Lohan, but for the past few years, she's been keeping a low profile. Well, she's back. And pregnant with Benicio Del Toro's bastard child. Wait, what? Life & Style says:
Life & Style can confirm exclusively that Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, is pregnant with actor Benicio del Toro's baby, a rep for Benicio confirms.

"Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive," Benicio's rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. "Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby."
"They are not a couple" is just a nice way of saying that Benicio got really drunk and jumped Kimberly in a bathroom stall. And of course he didn't use a condom. See, this is why when I hook up with famous chicks, I have a strict "BJs only" policy. And of course they all beg me to make an exception "just this once." But how fair would that be to everyone else, I ask them, how fair would that be?

*15 Kimberly Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Margo Zargo

    He's that actor that is in some movie about hiding in Oregon behind trees with an AK-47. I always thought that the lumberjacks hide behind those big trees in Oregon with giant axes, but I guess that was 10 years ago. Now they use uber guns.

  • Anonymous

    Yawnnn!! Never heard of either one of them. Who cares, girls get knocked up every day.

  • Jackson5

    You've never heard of Benicio Del Toro?

  • Anonymous

    No. What has he done that is noteworthy? Is he an illegal alien?

  • autonomous

    he's one an oscar and banged your moms. stop acting like you've never heard oh him.

  • Frank

    Oscars mean nothing these days, they give them away for trash films nobody watches. People don't even bother watching the oacars on TV, its boring, just like the films.

  • Anonymous

    *won.

  • Master yoda

    Who's next? Tara Reid? Kim K?

    The virgin goddesses are dropping like flies.

    Tara, Kim, please stay pure and wait until you're married. It's so worth it.


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