Benicio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart

Benicio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart

Kimberly Stewart was Lindsay Lohan before Lindsay Lohan was Lindsay Lohan, but for the past few years, she's been keeping a low profile. Well, she's back. And pregnant with Benicio Del Toro's bastard child. Wait, what? Life & Style says:

Life & Style can confirm exclusively that Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, is pregnant with actor Benicio del Toro's baby, a rep for Benicio confirms.

"Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive," Benicio's rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. "Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby."

"They are not a couple" is just a nice way of saying that Benicio got really drunk and jumped Kimberly in a bathroom stall. And of course he didn't use a condom. See, this is why when I hook up with famous chicks, I have a strict "BJs only" policy. And of course they all beg me to make an exception "just this once." But how fair would that be to everyone else, I ask them, how fair would that be?

*15 Kimberly Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

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Margo Zargo

He's that actor that is in some movie about hiding in Oregon behind trees with an AK-47. I always thought that the lumberjacks hide behind those big trees in Oregon with giant axes, but I guess that was 10 years ago. Now they use uber guns.

Anonymous

Yawnnn!! Never heard of either one of them. Who cares, girls get knocked up every day.

Jackson5

You've never heard of Benicio Del Toro?

Anonymous

No. What has he done that is noteworthy? Is he an illegal alien?

autonomous

he's one an oscar and banged your moms. stop acting like you've never heard oh him.

Frank

Oscars mean nothing these days, they give them away for trash films nobody watches. People don't even bother watching the oacars on TV, its boring, just like the films.

Anonymous

*won.

Master yoda

Who's next? Tara Reid? Kim K?

The virgin goddesses are dropping like flies.

Tara, Kim, please stay pure and wait until you're married. It's so worth it.