*pukes in mouth*

If we never talk about this story again, we can pretend it didn't happen. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Pop star Kesha has taken up a saucy new hobby to keep her amused on tour - naked painting. The "TiK ToK" hitmaker is currently on the road in the U.S. and the monotony of touring has inspired her to seek new ways of staving off boredom. And she's come up with a bizarre activity to keep her mind occupied - she strips off and rolls around on a paint-splattered canvas.

Kesha tells music magazine Q, "I have recently taken up painting as a way of killing time on tour. I got a big canvas, threw some paints down and then stripped off and rolled around on it. It's very liberating. And very, very messy."
Ke$ha honey, you're trying too hard. If you want to generate fake publicity like some of your contemporaries, you can't announce a hobby as mundane as naked body painting. You've got to up the ante. Instead of wearing an outfit made out of animal meat, you have to wear human cadavers. And instead of releasing a sex tape, you have to "accidentally leak" a snuff film. Pffft, naked body painting? What is this, 1997?

*5 Ke$ha pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kesha Freak 1
  • Kesha Freak 2
  • Kesha Freak 3
  • Kesha Freak 4
  • Kesha Freak 5
[Pacific Coast News]