April 2011 NUDE!

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 28

Kim Kardashian leaving a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Glenn Close on the set of Damages in New York (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana leaving an office building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kate Middleton arriving at The Goring Hotel in London (pics start here)

Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Pierce Brosnan out and about in Malibu (pics start here)

Maria Sharapova giving tennis lessons at a Sony Ericsson sponsored event at Plaza del Callao in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rosie Perez at the opening night of the Broadway production of The Normal Heart at The John Golden Theatre in New York (pics start here)

Charlize Theron arriving at Heathrow Airport from L.A. (pics start here)

Petra Nemcova at a press conference for her "Happy Hearts Fund" children's foundation in Moscow, Russia (pics start here)

Paz de la Huerta out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson arriving at Washington Dulles Airport (pics start here)

*148 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Nina Dobrev arriving at MTV Studios in New York (4/28)

+ Alessandra Ambrosio in a swimsuit? Sure! [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jessica-Jane Clement looks ridiculously hot in lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
+ That is some wonky cleavage [The Superficial]
+ Nicole Richie is looking pretty good in a bikini [Celebuzz]
+ Hilary Rhoda is just plain gorgeous [IDLYITW]

+ Elsa Pataky is also just plain gorgeous [Popoholic]
+ I knew Mario Lopez was gay [Caught on Set]
+ Adrienne Bailon showing off some middle boob [moejackson]
+ Guess who went and got herself knocked up . . . [PopEater]

+ Joey Lawrence is a fucking idiot [Dlisted]
+ Ann Margret was seriously hot back in the day [CityRag]
+ Jessica Biel is not banging this guy [popbytes]
+ That one chick from Jersey Shore is pregnant [Yeeeah!]

*10 pictures total in the gallery:

Marija Vujovic

Montenegrin model Marija Vujovic

*24 Marija Vujovic pictures total in the gallery:

Elle Macpherson looks fantastic

Elle Macpherson was spotted in London yesterday dropping off her son Aurelius at school, and damn she's still good looking. She's as hot as her son's name is dumb. I mean c'mon, Aurelius? I know you loved Gladiator, but settle down. She might as well have named him Asskickius with all the shit he's gonna get at school.

*16 Elle Macpherson pictures total in the gallery:

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+ CONFIRMED: Rihanna is not a terrorist [Just Jared]

+ Christina Aguilera looking a little bloated [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Oh hell yes! [PopEater]
+ Sexiest Lakers fan ever? [Popoholic]
+ Adrianne Curry nipple peek (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Men in Black III actually looks kinda cool [Caught on Set]

+ Bristol Palin is fighting with her mom [Cele|bitchy]
+ Chantelle Houghton is stacked [Holy Taco]
+ Cindy Crawford is also still hot [Evil Beet]
+ I fucking love this show [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Diane Kruger needs to sex up her wardrobe [I'm Not Obsessed]

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*14 pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens arriving at BBC Radio 1 Studios in London (3/31)

It's official: Vanessa Hudgens is perfect in every possible way. She told UK tabloid Fabulous:

"I've definitely got a wicked side. I have what I call 'sailor mouth'. I can get very gangster at times. I used to be very timid. Now I'm my own person. I don't feel pressure to look a certain way. My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl. If anyone told me to lose weight, I'd say fuck you and walk away."

When most people think of "gangster," the first thing that pops into their head probably isn't a 95-pound female celebrity. If Hollywood movies and late-80's rap songs have taught me anything, it's that gangsters are cold-hearted killers that won't think twice about doing a random drive-by. The only thing Vanessa's ever done that's even close to a shooting is when she took close-up pics of her baby maker . . . um, Google it.

*10 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

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Demi Lovato arriving for a flight at LAX airport (4/24)

Three month post-rehab update on the health status of Demi Lovato: Still conquering that eating disorder. Big time.

*27 Demi Lovato pictures total in the gallery:

Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller leaving MTV Studios in New York (4/26)

*15 Marisa Miller pictures total in the gallery:

Britney Spears leaving Troubadour in West Hollywood (4/22)

Britney Spears' new Summer tour is basically turning into a city-by-city version of The Biggest Loser. In related news, now would be a good time to sell your Frito-Lay stock before news of this gets out. From Fox:

You've got to feel sorry for the crew on the Britney Spears tour. The singer has given caterers strict instructions not to make any junk food because she's not allowed it. Hot dogs, pizza and cookie dough ice cream have all been blacklisted. Staff can't even look forward to having the odd beer to unwind after shows either as Brit has banned alcohol too.

Humidifiers will also be carted about after Britney heard that Beyonce uses them to protect her voice. A mini gym is also being transported to each show.

It's great that Britney has finally come to the realization that junk food ruins her appearance, but if she'd really wanted to maintain her looks, she would have stayed away from the thing that made her fatter than hot dogs and cookie dough in the first place : K-Fed's penis. I mean seriously, the only way for a chick to get fatter than by having unprotected sex with K-Fed is to marry Pierce Brosnan or change her last name to Alley.

*5 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery: