Make way for Hugh Hefner!
Hugh Hefner is officially old. He was spotted riding a motorized scooter Thursday at Disneyland. Did you know that Hugh was 29(!) when Disneyland officially opened in 1955? I shit you not. It cost $1 — ONE DOLLAR — to get in. He’s so old that when it opened, his fiancée Crystal’s mom wasn’t even born yet.
I dare you to read a creepier post than this all week.