Make way for Hugh Hefner!

Hugh Hefner is officially old. He was spotted riding a motorized scooter Thursday at Disneyland. Did you know that Hugh was 29(!) when Disneyland officially opened in 1955? I shit you not. It cost $1 -- ONE DOLLAR -- to get in. He's so old that when it opened, his fiancée Crystal's mom wasn't even born yet.

I dare you to read a creepier post than this all week.

*10 Hugh Hefner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hugh Hefner Rascal 1
  • Hugh Hefner Rascal 2
  • Hugh Hefner Rascal 3
  • Hugh Hefner Rascal 4
  • Hugh Hefner Rascal 5
  • Hugh Hefner Rascal 6
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  • Hugh Hefner Rascal 10
  • Barnardo

    He prolly has some 22 yo blonde blowing him while another 24 yo brunette is changing his FUCKING diaper. Seriously I really don't even know why I bother with life.

  • Barnardo

    And he still gets way more and way hotter ass then I do. Seriously like HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

  • Master yoda

    Ain't no fool like an OLD fool.

    And he's look a damn fool. Gotta be 73 degrees out there.. yet he has a shirt, sweater and jacket because old people are always "freezing".

    The jeans? Embarrassing.. If he had a pipe to go with the hat and glasses he could pass as Gen. Douglas MacArthur's gay son.

    Finally.. a rental scooter?? WTF? At least with a blinged out trick scooter he could pretend to be in on the joke.

    Throw a sheet over him and steer him into the lake. My guess is he went on the "It's a small world after all" boat ride 4 times then went home.

  • Jay

    Well said lmfao

  • Anonymous

    Slack off. Its not funny, lots of senior citizens are mobility impaired and ride a scooter.

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    The captain's hat makes the outfit.

  • Hawk

    That's not sad at all. Especially using the old mad as a seat while you ride.

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