Hugh Hefner goes full senile

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

When you have articles of clothing older than your fiancée, that's a pretty big clue that you need a prenup. Nevertheless, TMZ says:

He's 84 and worth $43 million ... she's 24 and knows he's worth $43 million -- yet sources close to Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris tell TMZ neither has uttered those dreaded words ... "prenuptial agreement."

Hef's third wedding is just 10 weeks away, but we're told he hasn't raised a prenup convo because he "actually cares" about Crystal and doesn't want to ask her to sign one. We're told Crystal doesn't think Hef will bring it up before they tie the knot.

Of course Hef doesn't need a prenup. Dude is 84. Even if Crystal divorces him in a year and takes half his fortune, he won't remember it. The only thing 84-year-old men care about is applesauce, not if they'll have enough money to live on in ten years.

*5 Hugh Hefner pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

Is she pregnant already? Sure looks it. Hugh is such raging stallion.

Jay

It is very rare when true love can be found between an aged man and a woman young enough to be his great granddaughter. I think this couple illustrates that point perfectly lol

Hawk

I hope you and your great granddaughter are very happy together Hef.

Betty

May December romances are always the best. You can see true love on their faces.