Looks like Fergie refusing to do the Macarena.
"i'll make you piss your pants.."
The usual one night stand position please.
Okay, mam, do you want it with or without cuddling?
bet my arms are fatter than yours
"PLEASE LIFT YOUR CHIN HIGHER" "I KNOW THERE IS A ADAMS APPLE UNDER THERE SOMEWHERE!!!"
TSA Agent: Boy, these wax figures from Madame Tussaud are so lifelike!
Fergie: Excuse me?
TSA Agent: Oh! Never mind.
You're right. The scar from where the devil removed your soul isn't visible anymore. Only the presidents healed faster.
I should apply to the TSA just so I can do an anal cavity search on Fergie...with my tongue.
Dear Ladies,
No-no-no-no Fergie,No-no-no-no Do Not LIE!What you gonna do,When It ALL COMES OUT!When people REALLY SEE YOU andWhat YOU ARE ALL ABOUT!
No-no-no-no Fergie,No-no-no-no Do Not LIE!Because you know,You Know, YOU KNOW,YOU GOTTA TRY; St-STOP LYING!
Greetings,Jurgen R. Brul
"Look mam, this will all go so much easier if you will cooperate, now please put your hands on that table behind you and spread your legs."
I wish I was apart of the TSA. I would of felt Fergie's tits and ass and loved it.
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