Bieber could probably hit this if he wanted to

Evan Rachel Wood in Mildred Pierce

I'm talking about Marilyn Manson's ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood (shown above getting naked in the recent HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce). Bieber could totally tap that ass. Via Contact Music:

Marilyn Manson's ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood has an unlikely pop idol - teenage superstar Justin Bieber. The Wrestler star admits 17-year-old Bieber is a staple on her iPod playlist and she's encouraging critics to check out his recent concert documentary Never Say Never before passing judgment on her music tastes.

She tells New York Magazine, "People honestly think I'm kidding about Bieber. My mum is so confused. She's like, 'Evan, really?' I'm like, 'Go see Never Say Never. You'll understand.'"

How does someone go from liking Marilyn Manson's music to Justin Bieber's? Those two are more polar opposites than Stephen Hawking and Snooki. Marilyn and Justin couldn't be more different if they tried. One's a complete joke whose goofy haircut makes him look like a teenage girl and the other is dating Selena Gomez.

*5 Evan Rachel Wood pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

its not rihhanas fault she dissed justin bieber its his fault you better hear this bieber justin

Sally

Justin is so metrosexual and sensative, thats why we love him.

Twilla

Keep this witch away from our Justin. He is off-limits to her.

Tracy

I love Justin and she does not meet with my approval. She will corrupt our sweet boy adn try to turn him into something he isn't.

Jay

Yeah, a man lol

Jay

Justin might need a warm place to ejaculate.

Kitty

Well she is trashy looking and does not havee the approval of Justin's fan base. One tramp at a time is a tramp too many.

Hawk

I give this girl credit for being a focused young actress who is talented and well respected, but she loses points for the Manson thing.