David Beckham arriving at Washington Reagan National Airport (4/11)

A judge has ordered David Beckham to pay In Touch Weekly $277,000. Whoa, I had no idea they were so serious about collecting unpaid subscription fees. From The Sun:

A US judge has ordered DAVID BECKHAM to fork out £170,000 over his legal battle with lying hooker IRMA NICI. Becks, 35, was told to pay the legal costs of mag In Touch, which ran a totally false story about him paying the 27-year-old Bosnian tart for sex in New York and London. The married England hero could prove he was nowhere near her on the nights she claimed. But a court kicked out his £16million writ under US free speech rules. Becks is appealing. In Touch publisher Bauer won the payout in LA after claiming it had "successfully opposed" Beckham's "unmeritorious complaint".

The ironic thing about this story is that David could have avoided this whole situation in the first place if he just would've banged this hooker. Because then he wouldn't have had to waste so much money claiming he didn't. In conclusion, not cheating can cost a man hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ladies, you can't argue with that logic. So remember that the next time you "cry" and "throw things" because your boyfriend got one innocent little blowjob from that chick from Accounting . . . Mindy I think her name was . . . or maybe it was Mandy.

*11 David Beckham pictures total in the gallery:

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