Britney Spears leaving Troubadour in West Hollywood (4/22)

Britney Spears' new Summer tour is basically turning into a city-by-city version of The Biggest Loser. In related news, now would be a good time to sell your Frito-Lay stock before news of this gets out. From Fox:

You've got to feel sorry for the crew on the Britney Spears tour. The singer has given caterers strict instructions not to make any junk food because she's not allowed it. Hot dogs, pizza and cookie dough ice cream have all been blacklisted. Staff can't even look forward to having the odd beer to unwind after shows either as Brit has banned alcohol too.

Humidifiers will also be carted about after Britney heard that Beyonce uses them to protect her voice. A mini gym is also being transported to each show.

It's great that Britney has finally come to the realization that junk food ruins her appearance, but if she'd really wanted to maintain her looks, she would have stayed away from the thing that made her fatter than hot dogs and cookie dough in the first place : K-Fed's penis. I mean seriously, the only way for a chick to get fatter than by having unprotected sex with K-Fed is to marry Pierce Brosnan or change her last name to Alley.

*5 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]