Amy Winehouse wants a baby. We must stop her.

Amy Winehouse arriving at Heathrow airport in London from Dubai (2/15)

The headline pic is blurred for your safety. Via Contact Music:

Amy is said to be trying to get healthier than ever as she is hoping to have a child with boyfriend Reg Traviss. "Amy's obsessed with having children. It's all she's talking about right now. She is desperate to have a baby within the next year. Amy is doing everything she can to have kids. Because of the drugs and drinking, her body would not have been able to handle a baby. Now she's on the road to recovery and is turning things."

It's nice that Amy wants to start a family, but is there really a guy out there dumb enough to bang her without a condom? Not even one of the "Fukushima 50" would do that. Besides, even if Amy did have a kid, it would probably just end up registering for rehab the second it was done breastfeeding. Because if the leaking radiation at the nuclear reactor in Japan has taught us anything, it's that milk can remain tainted well after it's been exposed.

*15 Amy Winehouse pictures total in the gallery:

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Jay

I'm 'whacking it' every single day just to help insure my seed is cast upon the sand and NOT into the belly of this whore...

Anonymous

WOW Amy is really looking fit and healthy, I havn't seen her looking this good in years. In fact, she looks good enough to bang.

Goatlips

I think A. Winehouse should have as many babies as she can bear. It would be good therapy for her. I suspect that there are thousands of men in Europe that would love to impregnate Amy, the old fashioned way. After all, she does have one sexy hot body.

WTF

Not to be a buzzkill, but I lived in Japan for 4 years, and I don't find those jokes the least bit funny. They're about as classless as Winehouse herself.

Wellon Dowd

Settle down Francis.