April 2011 NUDE!

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Did Jaime Pressly get new fake boobs? (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ This just in: Heidi Klum is still hot [Just Jared]
+ Dianna Agron panty peek [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ My crotch tattoo is better [The Blemish]
+ Olivia Munn's hot ass in a bikini [Caught on Set]

+ OMG Kate Middleton changed dresses!!!@! [Socialite Life]
+ Selena Gomez thinks mental illness is trendy [Evil Beet]
+ Kate Middleton's sister is freaking hot [Cele|bitchy]
+ Katie Holmes is a mess [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs

*26 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, April 29

Khloe Kardashian leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Pia Toscano on the set of Entourage (pics start here)

Jaime Pressly out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rose McGowan arriving at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood for a screening of An American in Paris (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon at the French premiere of Water For Elephants at Le Grand Rex in Paris (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at Poko Event Productions in Westwood (pics start here)

Alexander Skarsgård leaving Joan's on Third (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Demi Lovato arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ben Affleck and a mystery woman in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving MTV Studios in New York (pics start here)

Neil Patrick Harris moving into his new house in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Sofia Vergara filming an interview with Extra's Mario Lopez at The Grove (4/28)

She's now a zombie :(

Dammit. I was just beginning to like her, too.

*19 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

Fred Durst and his girlfriend leaving BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (4/27)

MY CAPTION: Fred Durst finally found someone who's not embarassed to be seen in public with him. Soul mates!

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*10 Fred Durst pictures total in the gallery:

Megan Fox arriving at the Staples Center in L.A. (4/26)

So I guess Megan Fox and Marilyn Monroe are fighting or something -- Megan's getting the tat she has of Marilyn on her forearm lasered off (before and after pic here). Now if only she could get rid of that other eyesore that's always glued to her body: her husband. From the Daily Mail:

The 24-year-old brunette beauty appears to be in the process of having one of the most prominent inkings removed - a portrait of screen legend Marilyn Monroe on her right forearm. Some parts of the design appear to have disappeared already and all of it seems a lot fainter than normal. A heavy black tattoo like that would need numerous painful bouts of lasering to remove it totally, according to experts.

What a shock. Who would have thought that someone who got a tattoo in their early twenties would one day come to regret it? Certainly not me! I have a feeling the tat I have near my pubes of a little guy with a lawnmover will be a timeless classic!

*11 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester lighting the Empire State Building red and white in honor of the 5th Annual DKMS Gala in New York (4/28)

*30 Leighton Meester pictures total in the gallery:

Padma Lakshmi is butt naked

Top Chef and model Padma Lakshmi posed nude for Page Six magazine back in 2009, probably looking very similar to these old modeling shots of her back in the day. And blah blah blah. Something something something. Seriously, this story isn't the least bit newsworthy. Take it away Padma:

"I think those are beautiful pictures and they hang in our design studio and my daughter passes those pictures every day," Lakshmi told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column while unveiling Frito-Lay’s “Flavor Kitchen” on Times Square. "I think a woman's body is one of the most beautiful creations on this Earth and it's not what you do, it's how you do it. Michael Angelo did nudes too. There's a difference between a beautiful photo and an exploited photo, and I don't believe there's anything exploited in the photos that I've taken."

Padma does make a great point here. It's completely okay to make out with another woman in a huge vat of chocolate who also looks fantastic naked. So you can just leave your preconceived notions at home and quit judging. Um . . . she said that, right? Sometimes my imagination just sorta takes over.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Padma Lakshmi nude pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*5 Padma Lakshmi pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson are more than friends

Last month, Vanessa Hudgens told Ellen DeGeneres that she and Journey 2 costar Josh Hutcherson were just friends ("I'm single. Can't a girl have friends?... Aww, I love him. We just did a movie together and we had the best time"). And there's the two of them above just being friends at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City on Wednesday. I especially like how they're holding hands, just like two friends. I bet Josh is such good friends with Vanessa that he even took the time to pull out and not cum inside of her later that night. BFFs forever!

*15 Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson pictures total in the gallery:

Lindsay Lohan arriving at court in L.A. (4/22)

According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan may teach acting classes at a homeless shelter as part of her court-ordered community service. Wait a minute, shouldn't you first know how to do something before you teach others how to do it? For example, you'll never see me teaching a group of sexy cheerleaders how to fly an airplane. Erotic kissing on the other hand . . .

Lindsay Lohan might soon be stagebound -- because TMZ has learned, there's a theater program at the homeless shelter where she's doing community service ... and they want her bad. A rep for L.A.'s Downtown Women's Center -- an organization for nearby homeless women -- tells TMZ, the theater workshop is extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents when she kicks off her 360 hours of community service this week.

The workshop is called D.I.V.A.S -- which stands for Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling -- and it consists of approximately 15 women who meet two hours a week ... to learn how to express themselves through writing, performing, and the spoken word.

Lindsay hasn't been assigned to a particular workshop ... yet --but we're told she loves the idea of working with the D.I.V.A.S. program ... and thinks it's "a perfect fit for her community service."

This is exactly what homeless women in a shelter need -- acting lessons from a washed-up has-been who's a month away from joining them. If Lindsay wants to teach these ladies how to make it in the entertainment industry, she better skip the lesson on voice-projecting from the diaphragm and focus on where to shop for knee-pads and mouthwash.

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery: