Settle down Whitney Port

Whitney Port and her boyfriend in Waikiki last October

How many people in New York even know who the hell Whitney Port is? 1%? Maybe. I doubt it's even that high. From the New York Post:

Even though "The City" has been canceled, Whitney Port is still terrified about the paparazzi catching her at her worst. Port was overheard admitting to TV personality Kathryn Eisman that she's careful not to leave the house in sweats because she hates seeing unflattering photos of herself in the press.

Don't worry Whitney, you're not famous enough anymore to have the paparazzi constantly following you around. The only time the press cares about a celeb after their show's been canceled is if their last name is Sheen. Besides, seeing a hot chick walk around in sweats can be a total turn on . . . when they're mine.

*21 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:

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Did you see her flabby ass?

anon

Seriously, she could standing next to me and I wouldn't know who she was. Nice bod!

Hawk

Sorry Whitney, you are not famous.

Buffy

Good body shape, not to fat. In fact, if she lost maybe 5#, or muscled up just a bit, whe would look a lot like me. The girl probably eats right and exercises some. I approve.