Being Tony Parker does not suck

Life is good

Wow, Tony Parker's new life as a bachelor sounds like it sucks. However does he bring himself to get out of bed and face the world every morning? From the New York Post:

Eva Longoria may have moved on to a new man, but her ex Tony Parker is still enjoying the single life. The San Antonio Spurs star, who spent Valentine’s Day flirting with a brunette at Tao in New York, was out for a boy’s night at Hennessy Black’s NBA All-Star party in L.A. Friday.

A spy told us: "Parker and his pals were definitely celebrating his new-found freedom - he was surrounded by a group of 12 ladies, dancers, and a ‘hot’ bartender."

What a surprise. A world famous millionaire athlete was able to quickly rebound from his divorce and find a gaggle of hot sluts willing to hang out with him. The only thing shocking about this story is that Tony was partying with only 12 chicks. If I was this guy, I'd tap so much ass that I'd have to walk around with an IV in my arm to replenish fluids.

*6 Tony Parker pictures total in the gallery:

Steveo

This rates a zero on my 'care meter'.

Anonymous

Tony, you da man. Go guy go.

Master yoda

I kinda feel like singing: "How dumb is that half-breed in the Window?"

Anonymous

He got what he wanted from Eva....American Citzenship.

Gorn

YOU GO TONY!!

Anu

I totally like Eva but being single and enjoying it is one of the best things in ones life!