Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on vacation in Oahu (3/18)
MY CAPTION: "You look thirsty. Care for a 'Date Rape Daiquiri'? It's my specialty."
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*10 The Situation pictures total in the gallery:
[Flynet]
john
It's called a roofie colada...
Biff Steele
Of course E=MC2! Furthermore, rearranging E=MC2 for m=E/C2 and then substituting E/C2 in the equation for momentum; Pphoton = Mphoton * C= E/C. Now, will you sit on my face?
Jay
I saw him on the Trump roast and he SUCKED!! Good god who wrote his material? Yeah, it was a situation alright...an embarrassing one.
Mr.Jones
I just had these two fingers in your boyfriend B**ch!! Hes mine, you hear...
Anonymous
He should hook up with Snooki. That girl in red, is not half the woman that Snooki is.
me
That woman in red is literally half the person Snooki is. As in half the weight.
Anonymous
See, only half the loving.
8 inches
Now YOU'VE got AIDS.
Jay
LMAO nice!
Hyper Magoo
Yo did you see my comedy routine last week on Comedy Central? I straight up killed that shit!
Hyper Magoo
This is the face I make whenever I prematurely ejaculate!
Hawk
"You look like a girl who doesn't mind getting crabs..."