Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on vacation in Oahu (3/18)

MY CAPTION: "You look thirsty. Care for a 'Date Rape Daiquiri'? It's my specialty."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*10 The Situation pictures total in the gallery:

  • The Situation Spitting Game 1
  • The Situation Spitting Game 2
  • The Situation Spitting Game 3
  • The Situation Spitting Game 4
  • The Situation Spitting Game 5
  • The Situation Spitting Game 6
  • The Situation Spitting Game 7
  • The Situation Spitting Game 8
  • The Situation Spitting Game 9
  • The Situation Spitting Game 10
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  • john

    It's called a roofie colada...

  • Biff Steele

    Of course E=MC2! Furthermore, rearranging E=MC2 for m=E/C2 and then substituting E/C2 in the equation for momentum; Pphoton = Mphoton * C= E/C. Now, will you sit on my face?

  • Jay

    I saw him on the Trump roast and he SUCKED!! Good god who wrote his material? Yeah, it was a situation alright...an embarrassing one.

  • Mr.Jones

    I just had these two fingers in your boyfriend B**ch!! Hes mine, you hear...

  • Anonymous

    He should hook up with Snooki. That girl in red, is not half the woman that Snooki is.

  • me

    That woman in red is literally half the person Snooki is. As in half the weight.

  • Anonymous

    See, only half the loving.

  • 8 inches

    Now YOU'VE got AIDS.

  • Jay

    LMAO nice!

  • Hyper Magoo

    Yo did you see my comedy routine last week on Comedy Central? I straight up killed that shit!

  • Hyper Magoo

    This is the face I make whenever I prematurely ejaculate!

  • Hawk

    "You look like a girl who doesn't mind getting crabs..."


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