How the hell did Tara Reid make this list?

Tara Reid at her day job

What in the hell? This is an old story recycled from 1999, right? That's the only way this makes sense. From Starpulse:
Playboy's April issue celebrates the golden age of Hollywood's most beautiful babes by announcing its annual Sexiest Celebrities list in the magazine's Sex and Music issue:

Natalie Portman (actress)
Hope Dworaczyk (model, 2010 Playmate of the Year)
Sophie Monk (singer, actress, model)
Tara Reid (actress)
Brooke Burke (model, author, TV personality)
Anna Paquin (actress)
Kendra Wilkinson (model, reality TV star)
Halle Berry (actress)
Candice Boucher (model)
Arianny Celeste (model, UFC ring girl)
Sasha Grey (model, actress)
Jennifer Lopez (actress, singer)
Kelly Brook (model, actress)
Michelle Williams (actress)
Holly Madison (model, reality TV star)
Beyonce (singer)
Amber Heard (actress)
Kim Kardashian (model, reality TV star)
Pamela Anderson (actress, model)
Jenni "JWoww" Farley (reality TV star)
Angelina Jolie (actress)
Claire Sinclair (model, Miss October 2010)
Crystal Harris (model, Miss December 2009)
Christina Hendricks (actress)
Megan Fox (actress)
Olivia Wilde (actress)
Scarlett Johansson (actress)
Wait a minute, I know how Tara made this list -- she's blowing someone at Playboy. I mean seriously, the only people who find someone like her attractive are dudes with C-section scar fetishes. Sure, Tara may have once been semi-attractive, but too much sun, partying, and cosmetic surgery can only lead to one inevitable outcome: pre-mature aging THIS.

*10 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tara Reid Sexiest List 1
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  • Tara Reid Sexiest List 10
March 21, 2011
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  • mel

    yeah there are a few fucked up entries on this list. kendra wilkinson has a forehead that's longer than the average kim kardashian turd and behaves like she's got FAS. kim kardashian shouldn't be here since her massive toilet cloggers could gag a septic tank cleaner, JWOWW is a fucking man for god's sake! and JLO...well fuck her. she acts like a stinky cunt.

  • Barnardo

    Are you ever going to change your poll. I think I've voted like a thousand times.

  • Barnardo

    Umm because she fucked Hefner. That's the same reason Madison got her tits and is on the "list".

  • Zac

    She was hot ten years ago. She stopped being hot seven.

  • Frank

    Tara is a whole lot better looking and sexy than about half the names on that list. I say good pick Playboy.

  • Hawk

    Wait, I see three more former playmates on the list!

    I call bullshit, Playboy!

  • Anonymous

    Wow. Tara Reid? Are they insane?

    Nice to see they put former employees Kendra and Holly on the list.

    What a joke.

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