Aw gross

Sean Penn out and about in New York (3/15)

If you would have told me last year that, at some point in 2011, Sean Penn would be dating Scarlett Johansson, I probably would have punched you in the face. Nevertheless, they were seen in Mexico together on a romantic getaway earlier this month. And now we have a "longtime associate" of Scarlett's telling the Chicago Sun Times this:

"There may be a generational gulf there, but trust me, Scarlett and Sean are more alike than you’d think. Both are very cerebral and intense, but more important, the two of them are all about the work. They both are tough, totally career-focused, no-nonsense people. … I also think they were attracted to each other by their innate bitchiness.

"Ryan Reynolds [the husband she’s divorcing] was too nice for her. Plus another thing Scarlett and Sean share: A total, deep-seated hatred for the media!"

I'm not sure what Scarlett finds in Sean, but I'm pretty sure I know what Sean finds in Scarlett: his dick. Sure, the two of them may have a few things in common like hatred for ~~this country~~ the media, but at the end of the day, the only thing Sean's interested in are Scarlett's tits. Those things are more mesmerizing than a mirror to Tyra Banks or recess to Roman Polanski.

*5 Sean Penn pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

Anonymous

Polanski is innocent.

killyourselfhank

Kill yourself, Hank. Please?

Ol Hank

I honestly don't understand what is so great about Scarlett Johansson. She is a stuck up, fake, god-hating, Obama loving, liberal commie bitch. I mean really - she has a crush on Obama. How stupidly vapid can a person get to be caught up in Obama worship.

Big deal if she is smart. Lots of people are smart in lots of different ways. I am really smart and I don't see the media constantly talking about how smart I am.

It is incredible how stupid men are when they can't see past a set of big knockers.

Hawk

Sounds like they're made for each other. Oh well, she'll learn the hard way when he cheats on her.

Buddy

If Marxist/Leninists were cerebral, they would not be Marist/Leninists now would they? Sean is a communist true believer, which shows a lack of intellegence and knowledge of history on his part. Nasty yes, cerebral, no.

Gianna

Commies are far from cerebral. They just like to think and tell everyone they're smart.