Oh yeah, this is gonna last

Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage is not going to last

Russell Brand told The Sun earlier this week all sorts of romantic things about his new life with Katy Perry -- like how he misses having sex 20 times a week with random chicks and how this "lifetime" vow thing sounds really hard. Oops, did I say "romantic"? I meant the exact opposite:

"I can't believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I'm married. But now I'm a bloody good gardener ... It's difficult getting used to one person and being in the same house every day.

"I take [marriage] one step at a time - like with drugs, like with alcohol. Don't look at things as in 'rest of life'. Of course marriage is for life and that's what I wanted but anything for the rest of life can be daunting."

"My peak was probably five a day. It was a bit much. I was always respectful though. I don't think she knew the extremes of it because I wasn't famous in America."

I'd be pretty worried if I was Katy. I don't care how awesome her tits are (pretty damn awesome) -- you show me the hottest chick in the world and I'll show you a man who eventually grew sick of her shit. Why do you think Jessica Alba went all crazy and had to be committed back in '98? She thought we were going to be together forever.

*5 Katy Perry and Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

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Dani

Definitely not going to last, though I'd venture to say that they'll make it out of 2011.

Anonymous

He is an Baaaaarf

Chelsa

He would be a natural for caveman commercials. Why does he look all dirty, greasy and sweaty?

sheraqueenofthejungle

Ugh! He is absolutely gross. I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole. Then again, Katy ain't too much to look at either.

Gorn

Seriously, if you really need to keep fucking other people.. don't get married. Save everyone a headache or two.

anonymous

Yeah right....twenty times a week?!? LOL

Someone tell Russell with his hand don't count.

MacKenzie Hawkins

Does anyone believe that he was banging that amount of women a week? This guy isn't some rock star. Robert plant in his heyday wasn't pulling that amount of tail.

katie perrys crotch

I can believe I let this mutant hump me. He smells and is hideous looking thing. But so am I

Hawk

They'll be divorced before 2011 is over.

Sally

Is it just me, or does he look sort of like a caveman, or some kind of throw back to an earlier age? What does she see in him??

Hawk

Good call.