Caption time!

Quentin Tarantino leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (2/27)

MY CAPTION: If only Quentin was in a ditch, that would be a perfect Tila Tequila impression!

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*5 Quentin Tarantino pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

BA

"..and this is how I got a Royale with cheese out of Travolta!"

G

IM SPIDERMAN BITCHES

Peter Gozinya

"...and this is how I gave Salma Hayek the Shocker when we filmed "From Dusk 'til Dawn."

tony

it's about time somebody knocked this dickhead on his ass. I hope she didn't break a nail when she leveled him...........

jcsuperstar

look from here I can see up her skirt, neat...

Eduardo Lizardo

Ha - your fly is unzipped!

Too late

". . .and that is my famous Lindsay Lohan impersonation. . . wait, did my tits fall out? Damn, I tried!"

Anonymous

Trying to walk on an uneven unsafe surface. The place should be sued.

Anonymous

"Who threw me? It was you, Rodriguez, wasn't it? Get over it, man. Planet Terror was way better than Death Proof, but I made Inglorious Basterds, so suck it and get off my case. I mean it!"