Noooo!!!

Paris Hilton and Cy Waits arriving at LAX airport (2/19)

The first sentence of this story literally sent chills up my spine. From Contact Music:

Paris Hilton says Cy Waits is the best boyfriend she has ever had and would love to start a family with him. The 30-year-old socialite - who has been dating nightclub mogul Cy Waits for a year - is smitten with her boyfriend, and would love to start a family in the future.

She said: "I feel broody sometimes. I'd love kids in the future. Cy's the best boyfriend I've ever had. I'm so happy with him."

If these two disease-riddled petri dishes reproduce, their kid will look like something that crawled out of the river next to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. For Paris to be really happy with Cy, she shouldn't have kids -- she should have a pre-nup. Because without her money, Paris would be just like any other desperate talentless skank in Hollywood -- dating David Spade.

*17 Paris Hilton and Cy Waits pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

Jay

They can sell their offspring for scientific experiments.

Paul

Let these two beautiful people breed and produce many many beautiful babies. Babies that will combine the DNA of these two into almost super beings. I think an even half dozen little Paris/Cy combinations.

Hawk

Paris shuldn't be allowed to have pets, much less children!