Madonna is an ass

Madonna at the "2011 Vanity Fair Oscar Party" at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood (2/27)

Just once I want to read a story about Madonna not being a complete and total ass. Also, why has she not played Cruella de Vil in a 101 Dalmations remake? From the New York Post:

Madonna, who hosted her own Oscar bash at manager Guy Oseary's mansion late Sunday night, made sure she made a big entrance at the Vanity Fair party -- then immediately left. She arrived on the red carpet, said "I am here to get photographed," walked through the party, and then bolted. Sources say the ever-competitive diva wanted to survey the array of A-list stars to lure them to her own event.

Poaching celebrities from one party to bring them back to your own is a rookie move. If Madonna wants famous people to come to her events, she doesn't need to recruit them from other people's swarays. She just needs to do what Charlie Sheen does when he wants people to hang out with him: pay them.

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chamir

Madge, time to grow old gracefully. Stop with the coochie displays and the face recons and just leave well enough alone. You made a shitload of money off your marginal talent and somehow managed to stay relevant into your 40's - but now it's time to retire the old gray mare.

Hawk

I hope that is fake fur Madge.

Meister

Pathetic!

bzero3

Beeeg deal, Vanity Fair had In-N-Out burger for some of there catering. Rather have that than something like Puck would make. Not a fan of truffles and sprouts.

CreditRhino

That would be more properly, "Soire'"

eeburrah

soirées?

Nate

Dude it was like 9pm which way over the old lady's bed time.

Phillip

She is done, but cannot accept it.

No one gives a rat's ass about her wrinkled ass anymore.

She should take her money and go away.

Anonymous

Madonna is very good at promoting herself. Hot, she is not.

Whippet

I have to agree. She is still stunning. At 52. Wow.