Lady Gaga heading to Maxim's restaurant in Paris (3/2)

Did you hear about the London ice cream shop selling breast milk ice cream (they totally stole my idea)? I guess Lady Gaga isn't too happy that they named it after her. She's threatening legal action unless they stop selling it. From The Guardian:

Lady Gaga has told a store in Covent Garden, central London, to stop selling its latest brand, Baby Gaga - ice-cream made from human breast milk, blended with vanilla pods and lemon.

The US singer, whose last entanglement with foodstuffs involved wearing a dress stitched together from raw meat to an awards ceremony, appears unaware that the product she complained about disappeared off the company's shelves last week. The day after it went on sale inspectors from Westminster council's food standards department confiscated the remaining scoops of Baby Gaga to check whether it met hygiene requirements.

Matt O'Connor, owner of the newly opened Icecreamists parlour, said he felt like a man "wielding two spoons engaged in hand-to-hand combat". Lady Gaga's letter, he said, "described me as the 'controlling mind' behind the ice-cream, which makes me sound like Blofeld, in a James Bond movie, bent on global domination. A global superstar has taken umbrage at what she describes as a 'nausea-inducing' product."

Lady Gaga is right: Anything that relates her with breast milk is "nauseating." Of course, she is being a little hypocritical. After wearing dead animal flesh, parading around in vomit-inducing costumes, and constantly creating fake headlines, Lady Gaga probably isn't the ideal person to promote the low key approach to advertising a product. As a matter of fact, there's only one thing she would be the ideal person to promote: abstinence.

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[Flynet]