Kim Kardashian will sue your ass

Kim Kardashian leaving STK restaurant in West Hollywood (3/15)

Kim Kardashian's reality show is getting a little out of hand. Producers are threatening to sue nightclub owners in New York if they reveal the shocking details about Kim's drinking and dancing. From TMZ:

Kim Kardashian is partying her face off in NYC this weekend -- but the producers of her reality show are trying to keep her exploits under wraps ... and have threatened nightclub bigwigs with a $1,000,000 fine if they leak any info to the press. We're told honchos at club 230 Fifth were asked to sign a confidentiality agreement because producers wanted to shoot inside the venue. But the club people didn't play ball after reading one interesting clause in the contract.

According to the docs, anyone who leaks any information about the show must pay producers $1,000,000 "per breach." We're guessing the Kardashian crew won't have a problem finding a backup club -- but whoever hosts the fam better keep their trap shut ... or else.

What could possibly be going on at these parties that producers would want to keep so secret? After having your sexual exploits filmed and watched by tens of millions of people, it's not like something could come out that would diminish Kim's credibility. In all seriousness, at this point, there's probably only one thing Kim could do at that party that would actually be damaging to her carefully crafted reputation: read a book.

*27 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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barbarena

Her horse face looks long when her mouth is shut, this open-mouth shot makes her horseface even longer...like a horse with an unhinged jaw

Anonymous

She smoked cock and got fucked on video. She's famous because of that.

Well, enjoy your fame, sweet cheeks, just kiss any pretense of dignity goodbye already. Straight up adult performers are worthy of respect, actual cum-hungry whores in denial don't.

Ben

Kim is controlled by her hormones and DNA. She is also a student of the Kuma Satra, other exotic oriental sexual practices. In other words she is a normal modern young lady.

timmy

Gettin PISSED on is an "other exotic oriental sexual practices" You people in NY and LA should call a flash mob everytime a Kardassian makes YOU wait in line while they "film " their reality shitties and scream, holler and BOO their asses back to the end of the line....DO IT !!!!! and they'll fade away forever. And DO NOT buy those skecher shoes either, they should have and could have hired someone with a sports background and NOT this porno skank

TFB

It should read, "Kim will give you a blowjob" if you have enough money. Take a hike you fucking SLUT, we don't care about you FAT ASS !! Get a real fucking life bitch!

Don't like my comments, then fuck you too..

horny pig

Title should read Kim Lardassian will eat your ass

HankR

Please stop caring about these individuals. Their existence is meaningless, completely void of substance. Stop watching so they will fade from existence. The Kardashians and Lohans and Hiltons and Sheens of our lives merely clutter up space that is needed for the real world.

TFB

Exactly, all of these "reality" clowns are anything but. Watch something else and let these morons fade into the hills of California..

Hawk

Go back to L.A. Kim. NYC doesn't give a sh*t about you and your fake exploits.