Ha Ha, you suck Khloe

Khloe Kardashian in South Beach (3/9)

A smooth one that Khloe Kardashian. Like sandpaper. From the New York Post:

Khloe Kardashian failed to notice a glass partition separating the deejay booth and the crowd at club Jet at the Mirage in Vegas Friday night, resulting in an unfortunate splashback. A spy said, "Khloe's attempt to shower the crowd with champagne from the deejay booth backfired, and she instead sprayed the turntables and deejay equipment." She "attempted a peace offering with DJ Ikon by posing for photos with him."

Obviously Khloe didn't see the glass partition -- it's only 7-feet-high. She was probably looking over it. Oh yeah, and I'm sure with his turntable soaked, the DJ preferred not to be compensated with something as useless as money and just wanted to take pictures. Which, as it turns out, might actually not be such a bad investment. I hear the National Enquirer is willing to pay a pretty penny for photographic evidence of Sasquatch.

*30 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Master yoda

she might wanna wax that moustache a bit.

I ain't sayin', I'm just sayin', know what I'm sayin'?

Anonymous

screw that! she douses his equipment with champagne and all she does is pose for photos with him? bitch better use some of her husband's lakers money to replace it.

Gorn

That definitely sucks.

Also, I agree with Nick, she looks nicer dressed down a bit. Natural style.

Nick Manning

I'd hate to admit it, but Khloe kind of looks...good...

I guess everyone has a good day here or there.