...and the bitch is paying for it.

I'll have a footlong of each and...uh..a diet Coke please.

Man, I thought y'all had pickle flavored ice cream. Gotta look out for the next girl my super sperm is gonna get er knocked up!

Footlong? Footlong? Listen, I said a whole stinking party sub, man.

Extra mayo, extra cheese, extra meat. Aw hell just put extra anything else you can stuff in that bad boy.

Hey can I get directions to KFC?

Can I get an application please

And that sandwich is only 7500 calories right?

It's not a buffet Kevin.....

"Can I just get all meatballs, nothing but meatballs? ...and a job application"

"I'll take one of everything."

Kevin: "Hi, can I get 12 foot long steak and cheese . . ."

Subway Employee: "Is that for here or to go Mr. Federline?"

"Yeeeah mzapow weekaweekawoooow K-Fed fo tha shizzle, fool! I wanna rib sandwich, yo'. Big celeb style for your's truly, y'know whatI'msaying? and I don't give no autographs, 'cause I keep it real!"

You guys hiring?

Nice

Nick

Editor

Celebslam.com

I'll have the douchebag has-been loser sandwich, please.

I hope she is paying.