Katy Perry at the German launch of her scent "Purr by Katy Perry" at Parfümerie Douglas in Cologne (3/11)

Katy Perry's mom Mary is writing a sort of "tell all" about her daughter. What a bitch. Katy should get revenge by embarrassing the family and posing for Playboy. That would be cool. From the New York Post:

Katy Perry's preacher mother, Mary Perry Hudson, is shopping a book about how her pop-star daughter has impacted her Christian ministry, and admits that while she's proud of Katy, she "disagrees with a lot of choices she makes in her career."

Hudson shopped the proposal, seen by Page Six, to New York's literary agents hoping to land a publishing deal. Her mother's proposal states: "Amid a torrent of negative reports from tabloid magazines and entertainment shows, Mary Hudson wants to tell 'her story' and dispel a lot of rumors. Katy's success has impacted her ministry in both negative and positive ways.

"She loves her daughter very much and is very proud of her accomplishments, but disagrees with a lot of choices she makes in her career. This memoir is to set the record straight. It is not Christian proselytizing or a Katy Perry tell-all. It is the story of Mary Perry Hudson."

What could Katy's mom possibly reveal with a "tell all" book? That the reason her daughter's tits are so big is because she fed her dairy cow hormones in junior high? Besides, what more does she want from her daughter? Katy may not have turned out to be the perfect little Christian Saint that her mom had hoped for, but at least she's married to a guy that looks like Jesus.

MORE HOT GOSSIP: Minka Kelly looking hot on the set of Charlie's Angels

*31 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]