something something something Katy Perry's boobs

BAM!

A few weeks ago, it was revealed that Katy Perry's mom Mary is writing a "tell-all"-ish book about her daughter and the impact she's had on her Christian ministry. The New York Post got a hold of the proposal she's sending to publishers and it sounds pretty damn bad:

In the full proposal obtained by Page Six, she describes her horror at Katy's outfits: Backstage at a concert, "Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter's boobs . . . My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on . . . However, I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn't allow my mouth to utter."

What is Katy's mom bitching about? If it weren't for her daughter's boobs, she wouldn't be famous and no one would be even thinking about publishing this book. Frankly, Katy's mom should actually be writing a book about how much easier life is when you have a huge rack that you love to show off. She could call it: "How My Daughter's Tits Bought Me My New Car With Personalized Plates."

BMW4GOD, if you're wondering.

*30 Katy Perry bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Buffy

Her mother is right. She is way top heavy, and the rest of her is a little overdone also. Nothing that diet and loosing about 15-20 pounds and a regid workout regime would not cure. You can tell she overeats and underworks.

alf

Katey was not raised to dress like this. I feel sorry for her parents. Does she not have any confidence in her beauty and her talent so that her, boobs need to be on display at all times to get attention?

wtf

That's all she's good for.

Nick Manning

I wish I was Russell Brand, I would bang Perry and shoot all over her face and tits every night if I were her husband!

Peter Gozinya

Who said romance was dead?

Nick Manning

Not me...I think shooting all over a woman's face and tits shows a lot of love.

Katy Perry as amazing tits. Who wouldn't want to shoot on them?

horny pig

The fun a man could have with those jelly bags. She would be perfect it we could just chop her head off.

Hawk

Boo ya.

titfish

gimme dem tits