Kate Gosselin is on the hunt

Kate Gosselin leaving her hotel in New York (3/19)

Hurry, if we file all the right papers in time, it's not too late to get a restraining order put on Kate Gosselin's vagina. From the New York Post:

Momzilla Kate Gosselin -- with her ever-present film crew -- is on the prowl again for a new man. The over-coiffed TLC "Kate Plus 8" star, whose divorce from the father of her eight kids, Ed Hardy mannequin Jon Gosselin, was finalized last year, headed to 230 Fifth on Friday night in search of romance, or a reality-TV version of it. A spy reports, "It was supposed to be Kate's 36th birthday celebration, but it was all about meeting men. She was all dolled up in a black cocktail dress, brought a camera crew and was chatting up a lot of guys. It wasn't clear if they were actors or not."

Sorry, but it's going to take more than a black cocktail dress for guys to be attracted to Kate. If she really wants a man, Kate should wear a muzzle and a dress made out of her bank account statements (speaking of money, is selling your kids' souls a tax write-off?). As it turns out though, there's actually already a line of guys that would love to go out with a chick who doesn't work and has 8 kids -- at the welfare office.

*10 Kate Gosselin pictures total in the gallery:

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Jon Gotsin

Man. I would five my left nut to be able to eat her cooch for 5 minutes. Just thinking about her vag gets me hard as a rock.

Anonymous

She is cute and has a good personality, why not?

milesaugust

The fact that I find her the slightest bit attractive repulses me.

Huge Dong

I would definitely hit that hard and go FTW

horny pig

I would fuck this pig in the ass and in the mouth and make her kids watch the whole time .. Ouch! !!

wtf

NYC Classified ad:

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WANTED: Mute, spineless man with 12+ inch crank, trust fund, Hollywood connections, and ZERO self esteem.

Duties include:

-Holding my purse while I shop.

-Listening to me scream at those bastard kids.

-Listening to me scream at you.

-Tell me how good I look 50+ times a day.

-Tell me it's normal to go through 4 hairstyles per month.

-Have no opinion other than mine.

-Drum up more idiotic reality shows for me to appear on.

-Turn a blind eye while I ball security guards, pool boys, stylist, network executives, or anyone else I want at the time.

No salary & no benefits, but once you see my classic 'natural' beauty, you will be honored to be in my presence for the rest of your life...or at least until I find something better. Interested parties should call 1-800-FAMEWHORE. Be prepared to provide bank statements and to be verbally degraded just to see how well you hold up.

Master yoda

should probably add "Net worth less than 20 million need not apply"

Hawk

Nice work wtf.

Bennie

That is not my Kate. I have seen her on TV. She is a modest goddess, with welcoming loins.

Bennie

I mean fertile loins. Sometimes my English write not good.

Anonymous

I'm not that hard up for a girlfriend.

Bennie

Kate would be the perfect wife. She is beautiful, very intellegent, is an R.N., has lovely children, she has a sweet charming personality. She is devoted and is willing to cook and clean house. What more could any man hope for in a wife. I would love to make happy noise with her for the rest of our lives. I don't live in NYC, or visit there.

paige

she lives in PA

sheraqueenofthejungle

She ain't all that! I think that anybody who tries to get with her, (ugh! I just had a visual), is only gonna do it for the fame. Ain't nobody in their right mind going after this poor excuse for a human being.