Jessica Simpson is basically bribing her fiance to stay with her

Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel in London (3/7)

Nothing says love like a marriage contract with bonus clauses. From Star:

Money talks before Jessica Simpson walks - down the aisle, that is! Her ultra-hands-on dad, Joe Simpson, is making sure Jess’s $ 1 billion fashion empire will be preserved after she weds her fiancé, ex pro football player Eric Johnson - and Star has the details of the iron-clad prenup Joe has in the works with his attourneys.

“Eric is on what you might call a vesting plan,” an insider tells Star. “He’ll get $ 500,000 as a wedding present. Then, on each anniversary, he’ll get another $ 200,000. Is he and Jessica make it to five years of marriage, he’ll get an additional $ 500,000 bonus - and a $ 1 million bonus is they make it to 10 years.”

Not that Eric is hurting for spending money while he waits to marry Jessica: “They already have a joint checking account,” adds the insider, “and Jessica also gave him his own high-limit Visa Black Card and an American Express Platinum card!”

Why even bother with a wedding? Obviously Jessica's just renting this guy. Sure, if you aren't a company, it's a little pathetic to have to pay a guy an incentive to stay. But can you really blame her? Why else would Eric stick around? The second Jessica puts on that ring, you know she's going to start turning chubby faster than Roman Polanski playing chaperone on a fourth grade field trip.

*16 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

Falcon

Jess you are a highly desirable lady, in many ways. Dump this loser, you deserve and will get better. My advise, look for a good ole Texas boy.

Hawk

Jess, dump this freeloading prettyboy!

Besides, my rates are way lower.

Nick Manning

I'd let her bribe me. I don't care what anyone thinks, Jessica is still hot.

Jane

Oh yes, Star Magazine, always the truth teller.

But more importantly...if you're using those pics to try to imply she's fat, try again. She looks great.

wtf

Isn't that what you do to a cow...MILK IT???

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