Guy Fieri's Lamborghini stolen

Thieves broke into a San Francisco Lamborghini dealership early Tuesday and stole TV host Guy Fieri's Lamborghini Gallardo. And they did it in under a minute. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Sometime in the wee hours of Tuesday, a thief climbed up to the roof of the dealership, attached a climbing rope, and then rappelled into the showroom, investigators said.

He - or she - then cut the lock to the dealership's garage door and drove off with Fieri's car

Fieri [star of the game show "Minute to Win It" and "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives"] could not be reached for comment. And managers of the Bentley, Lamborghini, Lotus dealership on Van Ness Avenue where the chef's prized ride was until Tuesday, were pointedly not saying much.
This story isn't sad because an expensive car was stolen from its owner. It's sad because this Fieri douchebag can actually afford a $200,000 Lamborghini. You'd never think that effeminate guys with spiked, frosted hair would become rich -- you'd think they'd become ballerinas or French.

*17 Guy Fieri pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Renton

    Guy is awesome.

    If I had his money I would buy a Ferrari.

    Lamborghinis suck.

  • kellirc

    In what way is he effeminate? I have never noticed that. I love his show on the Food Network.

  • bzero3

    Hmmm... sounds like an advert for the club w/shield.

  • Anonymous

    I have eaten at some of the places he showcased and recommended. They had great food, lots of it and didn't cost your whole paycheck. He is doing a great public service.

  • Barnardo

    That guy had a fucking Lamborghini. Someone just shoot me and put out my misery because I am obviously a failure at life. Holy fucking shit.

  • David Lo Pan

    This guy is a choad. I'm sure the car was stolen and subsequently set on fire by someone who ate at that piece of shit "Mad Greek" based on his ass-kissery and recommendation.

  • Jay

    Cactus head. I call him Cholla...

  • Anonymous

    He is a great American. Love to watch his show, it is funny and informative, and all about the food eaten by real Americans. He is the Larry the Cable Guy of food.


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