Eva Longoria leaving her house in Hollywood (2/13)

Well that didn't take long -- Eva Longoria's already talking about moving in with her new boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (Penelope's younger brother). From Life & Style:

During a make out session at the Chateau Marmont on March 7, we overheard Eva saying, "Baby, it will be so great to spend every day with you. I can't wait for you to move in!" Since Eva's divorce was finalized on Jan. 28, the actress and Penelope Cruz's little brother have been heating up everywhere from a yacht in Miami to a Hollywood cabaret club. "She can't stop gushing about her man," an insider tells Scene Queens. "Eva says she has found her true love."

Whatever. The thing I can't stand most about this chick is how fake she is. She's always soooo happy with whatever dude she's with. It's like watching a fat kid at a candy store go from one lollipop to the next. Hopefully Diva Longoria will realize sooner rather than later that the best way to keep a man isn't by telling him how much you like him, it's by showing him . . . with BJs. And then silence.

*21 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]