Kourtney Kardashian at Dash New York last year

Breaking news out of New York this morning where it turns out that the Kardashian's boutique Dash is a steaming pile of donkey doo.From JCH:
We were curious about how the Kardashians’ DASH store is doing in New York, but they haven’t been forthcoming with any sales figures. There’s no doubt the Soho shop atttracts crowds - mostly young teens with their mothers. They have a burly security guard to keep order outside like a club doorman. The odd thing is that once these Kardashian fans get inside the store they can’t find much to buy. The shop has been described as looking more like a “set” than a functioning store and the racks of high priced glitzy clothes are sparse. Most customers have been observed leaving empty-handed, although quite a few spring for the $10 Dash bottled water as a souvenir.
Wait a second, are you telling me that something associated with the Kardashians is all about the outside appearance but lacks anything of substance on the inside? The hell you say! The only person less surprised by this story than me is their stepfather Bruce Jenner -- but that's only because he can't express emotion with his face.

*10 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Dash Boutique New York 1
  • Dash Boutique New York 2
  • Dash Boutique New York 3
  • Dash Boutique New York 4
  • Dash Boutique New York 5
  • Dash Boutique New York 6
  • Dash Boutique New York 7
  • Dash Boutique New York 8
  • Dash Boutique New York 9
  • Dash Boutique New York 10
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  • Jay

    Where can I get a pair of those 'don't f'ck me' boots?

  • Anonymous

    If they want a higher class of customer, ones with money and taste, they need to move it to New Jersey.


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