Workers repairing the window this afternoon

Turns out that acting like a homicidal maniac is not the wisest thing to do when you're on probation. After Chris Brown broke a window with a chair this morning, ABC staffers called the police to document the broken window, which pretty much means he's screwed. TMZ says:
During the conversation between the staffer and a glass repairman, the staffer says "I have a police officer coming just to take a look at it before we do any work." Despite the conversation, NYPD sources tell us ... none of their officers were dispatched to the scene.

If Chris did indeed smash the window, it probably constitutes at least 2 crimes -- vandalism and assault on the passersby below.   As a result, the judge in the Rihanna battery case could revoke Chris' probation and, worst case scenario, he could end up in prison.
Whatever, prison is nothing to Chris Brown. Have you seen his tattoos? They're pretty damn intimidating. Based on my years of bar-hopping experience, guys with that many tattoos are very tough and strong -- especially if they're wearing a really tight "TapouT" shirt. Once Chris starts calling everyone "faggot" and "bro," those guys in prison will know he's not to be messed with.

*8 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chris Brown Broken Window 1
  • Chris Brown Broken Window 2
  • Chris Brown Broken Window 3
  • Chris Brown Broken Window 4
  • Chris Brown Broken Window 5
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  • Gumdrops

    Why can't people leave the past in the past. Rihanna fucked up the dude's life.

  • Anonymous

    Being a minority and all, I think he is supposed to get a pass on his actions. Its not his fault after all.

  • Gorn

    He's lucky no one got hit with falling glass. It would've been be a wrap for his dumb ass if someone had.

  • Anonymous

    I guess he already showed ABC, that he is not a man to be messed with. He is just plain kick ass bad to the bone.

  • Anonymous

    Please. All gym fags like him finch at the first punch. Prissy little bitch wouldn't last 15 minutes against a *real* thug

  • Anonymous

    I think Chris is the real thing. A thugee to the bone. You have to earn tats like that.

  • Gdrive

    Pretty quiet in the "Leave him alone" gallery

  • Def

    Loss for words at the stupidity he showed...

  • Hawk

    Prosecute!


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