Celine Dion at a press conference at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas (3/15) MY CAPTION: "Pa told me not to stick my hand in the grain mill, but I didn't listen."
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
Jay
My arse felt like it had been opened up this much...I thought I was giving birth to the Titanic.
Anonymous
This woman is as annoying as Gwyn Paltrow. What are her redeeming qualities?
Anon2
"Soooo.... I have to grab his balls and stick my finger up his ass at the same time, like this, for him to have sweet release."
Anonymous
i know he's real old...but his balls r this big
MacKenzie Hawkins
This is how far I have to go up my husband's, Rene, ancient ass to get him regular again. Even with his high fiber diet, he still gets clogged up. I now realize that once I get the twins off of pureed food, I have to feed it to him.
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