Britney's back, bitch

Britney Spears performing in San Francisco

Britney Spears was let out of her cage over the weekend to perform two shows, one on Friday at the Palms in Vegas, and the other on Sunday at the Civic Auditorium in San Francisco (the San Francisco show will be broadcast Tuesday morning on Good Morning America). As part of the festivities, Sunday was declared "Britney Spears Day" in San Francisco. I don't know what the hell that entails, but I'm assuming Britney was given some kind of novelty chocolate key to the city. The San Francisco Chronicle adds:

Andrea Landry, 16, who just happened to be selling Girl Scout cookies outside the venue when one of the staff members invited her inside, was overwhelmed. "She's such an amazing singer," she said.

One of the "staff members"? You mean Britney's assistant. "Brit Brit smells Thin Mints. Find me some Thin Mints or so help me god I will poop in my hand and throw it at you again."

*26 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

diana

She is still very pretty but her reputation...

Jay

I wouldn't pay money to see her in concert but I'd still pay $37 for a parking lot blow job from her.

Anon

LOL @ a 16yo girl scout still having to sell cookies. at that age should should be supervising are army of younger girl scouts selling cookies

BS still looks out of shape. She's just wearing outfits that tie everything down and keep the fat in place.

Pip

'....poop in my hand and throw it at you again' hahahaha! GOLD!

Gianna

Today's shopping list:

Cheetos

French fries

Ice-cream

Thanks everyone!

Lemme

Britney's hulking trapezius muscles makes me believe that she may be slightly retarded. That tells me she may have that retard strength, as well. And a chick with Britney's well documented psychological "challenges" and retard strength... that's a scary combination. Yikes!

Hawk

Looking good Britster.

Nick Manning

I...really...want...to...bang...Britney!!!

Anonymous

She looks as good and as young as Madonna.

Anonymous

Why is people expecting her to somehow regain the body and popularity she had in the year 2000 just because they've now hired someone keeping Britney away from the booze and Cheetos on her pantry?

She's 30. Her whole deal was being an air-headed piece of hawt jailbait and that ship has sailed loooong ago. She always has been worthless as a singer, and now her C-section scar and her flabby deadbeat mom ass are useless to sell CDs or clothes or anything. Hell, I think she can tape herself fingerbanging her old rival Cristina Aguilera and no one would even raise an eyebrow by now.

And yet people wonder if this is going to be Brit-Brit's definitive comeback...

wtf

You really CAN fit 10lbs of shyt into a 5lb bag. About the same amount of talent too.

Let the oversaturation and cramming of this skank down the public's throat resume.

Gary

Britney is looking better but has a way to go. She should lay off the fries.

Anonymous

Dear friends,

I am One under GOD,

who is Leader of the Rich and Famous!

You wanna piece of me?

I am the Holy Spirit,

who was Inside Santa Mary baby!

You wanna piece of me?

I am the Holy Spirit,

Oh GOD that is Britny Shameless!

You wanna piece of me?

Advice:

Let us Now be One under GOD,

Indivisible, with Librity and Justice for All!

Greetings and GOD Bless us all,

Jurgen R. Brul